Tag Archives: Illegal Immigration

un proyecto de ley puestos de trabajo

9 Jun

As Charlie Sheen’s former life-coach, I know all about tough jobs. He had such low self-esteem… Anyway, I’d hate to be a cop in Alabama after what their Governor just did:

Gov. Robert Bentley¬†on Thursday signed a tough new illegal immigration law that requires public schools to determine students’ immigration status (we all know how much conservatives hate public school teachers) and makes it a crime to knowingly give an illegal immigrant a ride. Knowingly giving an illegal immigrant a ride is a crime? How do you know what someone knowingly knows? I’d hate to be a cabbie in Alabama too!

¬†The bill also allows police to arrest anyone suspected of being an illegal immigrant if they’re stopped for any other reason. Wonder what criteria are supposed to be used to determine “suspectability”… Anyone who employs more than five people is now required to use a federal system called E-Verify to determine if new workers are in the country legally. Even if it’s a small family business and your daughter wants a job – you better check her out, or else!

You know what’s the most amazing thing about this steaming pile of racist you-know-what? Gov. Bentley calls it a “jobs” bill…